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It’s honestly surreal looking back at where this all started. Seeing you guys fill up these massive rooms is a dream come true. I’m bringing everything I’ve got to this next show, so grab your tickets now. Let’s make this another unforgettable full-circle moment together.

So you're telling me you met your girlfriend on LinkedIn? That's like going to a funeral to find a date. I mean, yeah, everyone's dressed nice and looking sad, but maybe there's a reason they're all single, you know what I mean?

What's up guys quick announcement I'm dropping a new comedy special next month it's gonna be insane we filmed it in Miami the energy was crazy I've never been more excited to share something with you guys make sure you follow me for the release date dropping soon.

So you're telling me you're 25, living with your parents, and your dating profile says "entrepreneur" because you sell essential oils on Instagram? That's like calling yourself a chef because you can make ramen noodles. Maybe try OnlyFans? At least there's honesty in that hustle.

Hey beautiful people! Listen, I'm so fucking excited to announce I'm coming to Chicago next month. It's gonna be absolutely insane - we're talking the biggest show yet. You guys are literally the best fans ever, and I can't wait to meet every single one of you!

Hey Tyler, happy birthday man. Look, turning thirty is tough, especially when you still have the hairline of a fifty-year-old accountant. I mean, you’re basically a walking mid-life crisis without the cool Porsche. But hey, keep grinding, eventually someone will find your receding hairline and debt attractive.

Yo what's this guy doing over here? Looking like a discount Batman had a baby with a CVS receipt. That's not even- wait, wasn't he just- hold up, is that the same dude from earlier? Fucking shapeshifter probably selling essential oils to squirrels now.

Hey guys, quick update - I'm doing this new comedy special, and honestly, I have no idea what I'm doing but that's kind of my brand at this point. Catch me stumbling through jokes at venues nationwide. Your mom's already got front row tickets, obviously.