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So I'm at the station right and this guy comes in screaming about a missing cat and I'm like listen buddy I got real crimes to solve you know? Then he starts crying and falls over his own feet and I just had to walk away.

Teacher says bring calculator for test, me forgetting mine at home, classmate next to me has extra one but battery dead, principal walking in during panic mode, everyone pretending to understand what they're doing, my brain completely empty except for lunch menu.

I once knew a guy named Drake who loved to bake, but he made a mistake with a cake he took to the lake. A giant snake gave him a shake and now he's a total flake in a body cast. Anyway, it's a real headache. Look it up.

Today we're testing if anyone can balance this glass of water upside down without spilling a drop. It looks impossible, but there's a secret trick. Everyone who tried failed immediately, until this little kid showed up and revealed something amazing...

This guy orders food at a drive-thru but what happens next is absolutely insane the worker hands him his order and suddenly his food starts floating in mid-air but wait it gets crazier what would you do comment below flying food, like and share, eat it anyway, drop an emoji, run away, follow.

You won't believe this but Shaquille O'Neal one of the richest NBA players ever still drives a Toyota and shops at Walmart because growing up his family didn't have much money so even after making millions he stays cheap and uses coupons everywhere he goes.

Now here is the thing about this guy, he is an absolute loose cannon. One night he just completely loses it over something small, and suddenly, he's grabbing a weapon. It’s a total nightmare scenario, and honestly, things were about to get way worse for everyone involved.

How to survive a gym session. Google said enjoy the burn, my legs disagreed. Step one, look at weights with intense fear. Step two, spend forty minutes choosing a playlist. Step three, take a mirror selfie. Step zero, reward yourself with pizza for showing up.