nicole KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Honestly, listening to you talk is making me want to swallow a handful of pills just to go numb. Life is a complete joke and we're all just waiting for the punchline. So just stop caring, okay? It’s way easier than pretending you actually have a future.

Why do people expect me to function before noon? Like seriously, don't talk to me about your weekend plans when I'm still trying to figure out if I'm even alive. My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, and I'm ready to fight somebody.

Honestly, having to start over in so many new cities was pretty intense, you know? You just get used to saying goodbye, but then you meet someone or find a spot that actually feels right. It's like, wow, maybe I don't have to keep moving after all.

Did you know, I'm always looking for the next big thrill, I never back down from a challenge and I love the unknown. Did you know, did you know I live for the excitement and I never say no to a wild adventure? Did you know?

So my mom blames me for her third divorce, which is actually hilarious because I haven't even looked at her in a week. Like, sorry for existing? If you’re going to make me the villain of your mid-life crisis, at least be creative about it.

Oh look, another keyboard warrior thinks they're clever. Bro literally has an anime profile pic and wants to talk about my life choices. Like seriously, did your waifu pillow tell you to post that? Maybe focus on moving out of mommy's basement first.

You honestly think I give a damn about your opinion? Take your judgmental attitude and get the hell out of my face. Go pour yourself another glass of wine and stop worrying about how I live my life. It’s pathetic, so just shut the fuck up.

So, I’m headed out to this new place tonight, do you like my look? Do you think I should add more glitter? I’m just trying to make sure everything stays in place while I'm walking. Oh wait, I forgot my keys! Okay, I’m back. Do you like it?