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Hey everyone, just wanted to let you know that like, there's some weird shit going on with my Twitter right now. Whatever, it's fine, but please don't send money to anyone claiming to be me. I'll update you guys when everything's back to normal, okay?

So this guy on Tinder said he wants someone who's "authentic and natural," but his profile has seven filtered photos, and he's clearly standing on his tiptoes in all of them. Like, honey, let's talk about authentic when you're not using FaceTune to edit your jawline.

Cara, hoje o treino foi pesado demais. Fiz um WOD com wall ball, depois handstand push-up, né? Aí o Daniel veio com aquela história de aumentar o peso. Falei que não ia rolar, mas acabei fazendo e consegui, viu? Ele sempre faz isso comigo.

So like I'm literally running super late to my workout class and I'm just gonna like grab my pre-workout shake real quick because honestly I'm so tired today but like I need to get this done and my trainer's literally waiting for me.

So like I literally just finished my workout and I'm super tired but like I need to grab something to eat because I haven't eaten all day and I'm literally starving, so I'm probably gonna like stop at that smoothie place real quick.

So I'm making this wonderful soup today, it has fresh vegetables and some leftover chicken, and I added some herbs from my garden because I love using fresh ingredients, and I'm letting it simmer with some garlic and onions to really develop those flavors.

hi Virgo welcome to my channel Sarah Angel Tarot thanks for joining me also welcome crosswatchers so this will be a general daily love reading for the sign of Virgo for september 2025

I literally haven't bought new clothes in three years because fuck my wardrobe, but the second I see a fancy harness for my chunky boy, it's over. Take my money! He needs to look stylish while he's being a menace, we know he's spoiled, we're working on it!