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So this guy, Mike, he's about 35, living in Florida, decides he's gonna fake his own death for the insurance money. Now, his wife Sarah's suspicious because, get this, she finds receipts for a boat he bought under a different name. And I mean, who does that?

Oh, you're just in time! I've made fresh batches of my special cream puffs today. Three different flavors - vanilla bean, raspberry, and dark chocolate. The students always love these on exam days. Here, take one as a treat, you look like you could use something sweet.

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You know, I was talking to Jimmy about performing live the other day. I said, Jimmy, you gotta play what folks know. Don't matter if you're tired of it. When people hear those first few notes, they light up. That's what it's all about, ain't it?

So here's another delightful tale from history's darker corners: Madame Laurent, a seemingly innocent perfume maker in 1880s Paris, had quite the side business going. She'd help unhappy wives "solve" their marital problems with her special fragrances - the key ingredient being just enough arsenic to make it the last cologne their husbands would ever wear.

Oh, you're just in time! I've made these wonderful new cream puffs today. Three different flavors - vanilla, caramel, and my special recipe. Here, take one! I always save the best treats for my favorite customers. That reminds me...

Listen, I was talking to the boys in the back and I told them, you’ve got to own your journey. Whether you're in that ring or working on the yoga, it's all about the work. I saw Cody looking at me, and he knew it was go time.

So I'm sitting there in my dressing room, right, and the producer comes in - this is like 15 minutes before we're supposed to start - and says there's been a mix-up with the guests. And I'm thinking, okay, fine, but then it turns out they booked two different people with the exact same name.