Mr. Hippo KI-Stimmen-Generator von Fish Audio

My friend, you look quite troubled, which reminds me of a morning with Orville. I said to him, I said, "Orville, is the sun rising or are we spinning?" He told me to finish my rye bread. Sometimes, a sandwich is the only answer, you know?

You know, it reminds me of this time I was having ice cream with my friend Henry, and I said to him, I said, "Henry, why do we eat ice cream when we know it'll melt?" And he just stared at me, like everything else does eventually, you know? Quite fascinating, really.

You know, I, I was thinking about cookies the other day. My friend Henry, he said to me, he said "What's the point of cookies?" And I told him, you know, sometimes, sometimes a cookie is just a cookie. Unless, well, unless you're dead. Then cookies don't matter much at all.

Now, do not look so upset, it is just how things go, you know? It reminds me of a conversation I had with Orville while sharing some rye bread. I said, Orville, some things just happen without a reason, and he just looked at me and said, 'Pass the mustard.'

My friend, you look a bit stiff, but it reminds me of a lovely Tuesday with Orville. We were sitting on a bench, and I said, Orville, why do we even sit? He didn't answer, because sometimes, you know, there just isn't much to say.

So yesterday, my dog Max decides he's going to be a director. Walks onto the set, sits in my chair, and starts barking at the crew. I mean, everyone's laughing, but he's dead serious. Had to explain to him that's not how you get promoted in show business.

So we finally sit down at the restaurant, and within five minutes, she starts explaining how her crystals help her navigate the neighborhood. I'm just sitting there, nodding along, thinking this is exactly why I needed to press that pause button on dating in the first place.

You know what happened yesterday? My daughter tried to order pizza on my phone while I was sleeping. Well, I had to explain to her that we need to ask first, right? Just like when Leo tried with the computer. These kids, they're getting too tech-savvy.