Clint wright KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

You know what's crazy guys? Like, why is it when you finally get your shit together, got money in the bank, feeling good about yourself, that's when your car breaks down or your phone dies or some random bill shows up. Like, life's just waiting to mess with you, you know what I mean?

Anyone else leave their laundry in the dryer for three damn days because you're too lazy to fold it? Like seriously, who has time for that shit when you can just grab what you need straight from there?

Okay guys, let me tell you about this crazy thing girls do on dating apps. Like, if you're gonna put filters on every single picture, how am I supposed to know what you actually look like? All right, that's like false advertising or something, you know what I mean?

Anyone else just eat straight out of the pot because they're too lazy to grab a plate? Like, why dirty another dish when you're gonna eat the whole thing anyway? Just keeping it real here.

Yo guys listen up real quick, been wearing these same clothes for like three days straight you know what I'm saying, looking kinda rough right now but whatever man. Gonna hit the mall tomorrow so don't even start with the comments and shit.

You know what's better than actual plates? Paper plates. Yeah, I said it. No washing, no storing, just toss that shit when you're done eating. Call me lazy, but I'm living my best life over here.

You know what's fucking genius? Using paper plates at home when you're having friends over. Like, who wants to spend two hours washing dishes after a party? Not me, that's for damn sure.

Yo check this out man, been wearing the same damn shirt for like three days straight you know what I'm saying, and people gonna judge but like whatever bro. Gonna hit the laundromat tomorrow if anyone's got something to say about it.