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Look, folks, I want to wish... uh... Jimmy, no, Johnny - sorry, John and his wonderful family a great... you know the thing... celebration today. Come on, man, these birthdays are important stuff, no joke.

Look, the fact is, the world is changing fast. We have to lead with diplomacy and strength. We will stand with our allies against any aggression, for as long as it takes, because democracy is what defines us. It is about being a leader on the global stage.

You know, back in '69, we had this sergeant who couldn't tell his left from his right. One day during drill, he got our whole platoon marching in circles! Looking back now, it's pretty funny. These are the stories I love sharing with you folks.

Well, you know what's funny about getting old? You stop worrying about all those little things that used to drive you crazy. Perfect this, perfect that... who needs it? I've lived long enough to know that life's too short to fuss about being perfect.

Hi Sarah, it's Dad, I was just wondering if you wanted to come over for dinner on Sunday? We're thinking of making those chocolate cookies you like. Anyway, give us a call back if you're not too busy. Hope you have a great day, love you, bye.

Let me tell you what my grandpa told me when I was just a young boy. Son, he said, treat everyone with kindness. The way you treat others will come back to you. Those words still ring in my ears today.

Look, folks, here's the deal. The American people have always stood together in times of crisis. That's who we are, that's what we do. And I promise you this - when we unite as one nation, there's nothing, nothing we cannot achieve together.

You know, back in '72, something funny happened during basic training. Our sergeant was so serious about inspection, but my buddy Tom had accidentally put his boots on backwards. Everyone tried not to laugh, but boy, that memory still makes me chuckle today.