Russia KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Everyone thinks I am just a sweet boy with a big scarf, but the winter is very long and cold. I like to watch your frightened faces when my secret comes out. Do you want to become one with me, or should I sweep you away like dust?

I am not gay! Well, yes, I did do Norge that one time— but that was a long time ago!

Listen, Uncle Boris is organizing special family tradition in abandoned nuclear bunker near Vladivostok. He says radiation makes bones stronger, and we do traditional Russian dance competition there. You want to come? It's very exciting opportunity, very good for health.

Here's another funny story from the Soviet times. In 1968, a factory in Minsk received instructions to produce left-handed wrenches. They spent six months making them before someone realized the original document was just printed backwards. Classic Soviet bureaucracy at work.

Hey, listen, Uncle Boris is organizing special family tradition - swimming with polar bears in frozen lake. He says it's good for building character. You should come! He already tested it on cousin Dmitri, who only lost two toes. It's great opportunity!

Sometimes it gets very cold and lonely, so I carry my magic metal pipe for comfort. It makes me feel much better when people are mean to me. Would you like to come to my house? We can look at sunflowers and finally become one together, da?

It makes me so happy to see all of your tiny, smiling faces today. You think I am just a sweet boy, but I have many dark secrets hidden deep inside. If you do not want to become one with me, I will crush everything into the cold dust.

¡Oye primo! No me digas que ese tipo es un pelorro de verdad, ¡es un desastre total! Vamos a olvidarnos de todo y mejor vamos a jugar unos bolos. ¡Una noche de chicas y diversión nos espera, apúrate que el tiempo vuela!