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Oh, look Max, more Christmas lights. Because apparently, the first thousand weren't bright enough. And what's that noise? Caroling? Again? Oh right, because singing the same songs over and over makes them better. Come on, Max, let's go somewhere less... festive.

Someone said I should look on the bright side of life. I did once - it was terrible. They say every cloud has a silver lining, but I'm pretty sure that's just pollution. Happiness is overrated, and so is everything else.

Че там у пацанов? Тусим сегодня на районе, да? Ммм... Саня звонил, говорит движ намечается. Нормально так, по-братски. Забьемся где обычно, потом решим куда дальше двигать.

Hey, is a seahorse really a horse? I tried to ride one but it was too small. Maybe if I water it, it'll grow bigger! Wait, where did I put my water? Oh wait, we're underwater. No, this is Patrick!

You know, I don't hate all days, just the ones that start with M. If the world were a lasagna, I’d eat it all before Jon even found his socks. Now, bring me a snack. I’ve been awake for five minutes, and it’s exhausting.

Ну и пошёл нахуй тогда! Завтра будешь моё гавно жрать.

Welcome to the store, I guess. Everything's overpriced and you probably can't afford it anyway. But hey, if you've got enough points, maybe you won't leave hungry like I usually do. Thanks for nothing in advance.

So, like, we need to check on Sparkles or whatever. Last time someone didn't, well... funny story actually, not really funny, but anyway. The cameras are acting weird again, probably nothing major, okay? Just keep an eye on the west corridor.