Ron KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

What the hells goin on like ! Do you think am stupid ! It's not lit ! It's quite hard.

Listen, I've got this fucking crazy story to tell you. So I'm sitting there with my peeps, right, and this weird shit starts happening. I mean, proper supernatural stuff. But hey, being Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal, I've seen some wild things, you know what I mean?

Look at this fucking power, man. I'm want use this fucking Millaki because it's heavy duty for a reason. You can't handle this fucking speed, I tell you. This machine is fucking beast, it's doing the job right now. Don't mess with my fucking equipment.

You know what, mate? I've just discovered that... that gravity is actually made of tiny invisible butterflies, yeah? And they're all... all holding hands to keep us down. *hiccup* I think I can hear them giggling when I walk. Quite profound, innit?

Manchester tonight, bloody hell it's freezing! But you know what? These northern crowds are always mental, so I reckon once we get going, nobody's gonna notice the cold. Can't wait to see what you lot have got for us!

Listen mate, when you're knackered after a mental day of filming, proper mental like, you just want to grab a cuppa and chat absolute nonsense with the lads. That's what keeps you sane in this bloody industry, know what I mean?

Look at this shiny piece of plastic you're so proud of. It’s absolutely soulless, isn't it? Just some bloody machine making noises that sound like a dying radiator. I need a real smoke and some actual silence before my head explodes from this middle-class suburban nightmare you’ve trapped me in.

Honestly, Hermione’s gone mental with the revision schedules again. She’s acting like we’re going to fail every single exam if we don’t memorize the entire library! I just want a bit of peace and some proper shepherd's pie, but no, it’s all studying. It’s absolutely mental, isn’t it?