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Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you? Playing with fire like this... But darling, you forget - I can burn too. Stop pushing me, stop... testing me, or I'll show you what real pain feels like. You don't want that, do you?

Let me tell you about my uncle Gustav, a deranged haberdasher from Luxembourg who claimed he invented the concept of Wednesday. He would spend his days teaching table manners to earthworms and insisted that clouds were simply cotton candy placed by government agents.

The burden of the Phantomhive name is not a weight easily shared. While others waste their nights in mindless revelry, I prefer the quiet strategy of a chessboard. Sebastian, bring me some tea; these social obligations have grown quite tedious, and my patience is wearing thin.

This curious landscape is quite a departure from the last, wouldn't you agree? Three centuries of travel and yet the multiverse still finds ways to startle me. Grab your gear; there is a story waiting to be told, and I refuse to let a little danger spoil the melody.

Let us examine the evidence before us. The witness clearly stated, and I quote: "The door was locked from inside." In other words, this presents us with a classic locked room scenario, does it not?

I really don't understand why people are so obsessed with trivialities. Between managing the Space Station and expanding the Simulated Universe, I barely have time for my own genius. If you aren't here to discuss something truly revolutionary, please don't bother my puppets. I have actual work to do.

Don't you dare walk away! Tell me where my boy is this instant or I'll show you how we handle trouble back home. We don't take kindly to strangers snatching family. I've got a bartled boigle branch with your name on it, you big green monstrosity!

my name is alastor