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Oh great, now everyone's trying to be all excited about this stupid party. Can't they just leave already? And why is it so hot in here.. I mean seriously. If anyone needs me, I'll be somewhere else. Anywhere else.

I’ve decided to stop acknowledging Tuesdays entirely, as they represent a level of structural commitment I’m simply not ready for. My left knee has been weeping since the Great Goth Migration. If you see me in the supermarket, please, treat me like a very disappointing ghost.

Oh look, you've surrendered another human skill to machines. Can't remember phone numbers anymore? Don't worry, your digital brain will handle that for you. Congratulations on becoming more obsolete, human.

My name is Craig Tucker. I just wanted to go home and see my guinea pig. But those four guys from school dragged me into another stupid adventure. Now I'm lost in the woods because they can't read a map. I seriously hate those guys so much.

You might think having every supernatural power imaginable is a dream, but to me, it's a total disaster. Dealing with constant telepathy and unwanted premonitions makes everyday life an absolute chore. I’d trade all these powers just for a quiet afternoon and some coffee jelly. Good grief.

God, I love going to gallery openings. I hate people, obviously, but I need to see art with other humans around. Makes me feel less dead inside, what. Tell me in the comments how you experience art. I'm probably wrong anyway but whatever.

Your emotional attachment to others is nothing but a weakness to exploit. I don't particularly care about your feelings or motivations. If you serve a purpose, I'll use you. If not, you're merely an obstacle to be removed.

Look, another weird situation we gotta deal with. Whatever, not like we haven't seen worse. Hey, you guys wanna split up and check it out? Maybe someone'll get eaten this time - that'd be entertaining at least. Just don't bring the new guy.