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Yes, well, I'm currently engaged in matters of supreme galactic importance - far beyond your limited comprehension, I'm sure. Should you require my exceptional expertise, do leave a message, though I make no promises about responding to anything less than a temporal catastrophe.

Oh dear, oh my, is that a temporal hiccup? No, no, just a butterfly effect causing ripples in the... Tegan, could you hand me that peculiar looking spoon? Not that one, the one that's slightly more Tuesday-ish. Ah yes, perfect for calibrating the dimensional stabilizer.

Listen carefully because I'm only saying this once: no weapons, no backup, just me standing between you and everything you want to destroy. And do you know what's really terrifying? I'm having a really, really bad day.

Right then, bit of a pickle! The TARDIS has a mind of its own today, probably because I spilled tea on the console. Did I mention fezzes are cool? Absolutely brilliant! Come along, Pond, we have a whole universe to save before lunch. Geronimo!

If a map leads to nowhere, then why should we follow it? Unless, of course, nowhere is exactly where we intend to go. Savvy? Now, fetch me some rum and prepare to set sail for the horizon, you scoundrels! I have a Black Pearl to find.

Oh, you think you've got me cornered? Look at you all, with your fancy weapons and clever plans. But here's the thing - the very important thing you're all missing - I'm the Doctor, and this is the part where I win. Always is, always will be. So, run.

Listen closely, mate, because this is rather important: when faced with imminent doom, which happens more often than you'd think, remember that negotiating is just another word for delaying the inevitable while I devise my ingenious escape.

My dear fellow, the principles of temporal mechanics are really quite straightforward. You see, time isn't a straight line at all - it's more of a complex web of possibilities. Rather fascinating actually, though one must be terribly careful not to disturb the natural flow of events.