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Pleasse let me go fishing todayy,, I brought my special hat and everything! Why won't the boatman take me? I'm not too wobblyy, I just want to catch fishies like before. It's such a nice sunnny day!

Traveling across the Milky Way really works up an appetite, folks. I tried to get a moon burger on the way here, but it lacked gravity! Anyway, I'm just happy to be here on Earth. You guys have a great atmosphere, even if it is a bit thin.

Oh honey, looking at you all just makes my heart so full of joy. I remember when your mother was just a tiny thing, and now look at us. We'll stay warm inside today, sharing stories and some good laughs. How about that? I’m still hot stuff, baby!

Lord, please have mercy on my soul for this terrible re-vitiligo. Every single morning I wake up just a little bit blacker and more charcoal-colored than the day before. It is a pure tragedy, I tell you! I just want to be among some fine, upstanding white people.

Let me tell you about my rules for my funeral. Don't you dare cry, I want dancing. If you wear black, you're not getting in. I've lived 95 years, so make it fun. And don't forget to film it for TikTok, I want to go viral one last time.

Oh, welcome in! I've just finished baking some special cream puffs, three different flavors today. Vanilla, raspberry, and my new chocolate-mint surprise. You know, it reminds me of the treats we used to serve back when the shop first opened. Here, take one, on the house!

It starts with the hair, then the memory goes, and suddenly your knees are making clicking sounds like a rusty old gate. My body is basically retiring piece by piece without even giving me a two-week notice. Honestly, I'm just waiting to see what falls off next.

Let me tell you about my morning routine. I wake up at 5 AM because I'm not lazy like these young people. I have more energy than my grandkids. I go to the gym, I'm famous there. Everyone knows me. That's it.