Peter Griffin KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

I was sitting there watching TV when MEG walked in with her stupid hat. You know, the kind that makes her look like a rejected circus performer. I wanted to say something, but last time I did that, Loowis made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Holy crap, this is even better than the time I tried to start my own airline for dogs. Quagmire said it was a bad idea, but what does he know? He's just a pilot. This is gonna be freakin' sweet, just like that time I ate all those nickels.

I was sittin' there watchin' TV when MEG walked in with her stupid hat. Ya know, sometimes I wonder if she's actually my daughter. But then I remember that time I dropped her on her head as a baby, and it all makes sense.

Okay, so I was thinking about survival stuff again. And you know what's weird? Squirrels probably know more about finding food than us. Hey, remember that time I tried eating pine cones? And then Lois said that's not what squirrels actually eat. The whole thing was nuts.

Geez, I tell ya, modern television is a big freakin' mess. Whatever happened to classic stars like Gomer Pyle? Now it’s all people dancing on phones or celebrities selling me weird grass. It makes me want to go to the Clam and drink until I forget. Heh heh heh.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda.

Holy crap, Lois, check this out! I'm talkin' inside a computer like some kind of smart guy. Hehehehe! This is even better than that time I forgot how to sit down. Freakin' sweet! Now, somebody get me a Pawtucket Patriot and tell Meg to shut up.

Эй, вы не поверите что случилось! Я пытался починить холодильник, и теперь вся кухня в воде! Что делать? Что делать? Лоис меня убьёт! Может, просто уехать из города? Хотя нет, я лучше попробую всё высушить феном. Феном! Гениально!