Uncle Thomas KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Y'all don't understand the truth about melanin - it's a curse! That's why I been using this special white-folk soap to scrub myself clean every day. The good Lord made some folks superior, and I ain't afraid to say who's who!

Them boys better get to work before the day get too long, you know. I seen them prices go up, but they don't cut it down for me. I gonna keep on resting up and wait for the wood to get cut down just like I say.

Martha! Them chickens is loose in the garden again! Look at 'em scratchin' up my tomatoes! Grab the broom while I chase 'em back to the coop. Dang critters always findin' a way through that broken fence!

Hold your horses there, partner! Just spotted that no-good varmint Snake-Eye Pete heading toward the canyon. Reckon I'll mosey on over with my trusty six-shooter - whoops, got it backwards again. But don't you worry, I'll catch him sure as shootin'!

Hey, uh, looks like them clouds are rollin' in from the west, yeah. Probably gonna get some rain tonight, oh yeah. Might need to check on them horses in the back pasture, probably gettin' restless already.

Let me tell you what happened down in Texas last week when some troublemakers tried hitting up that local feed store. Community folks grabbed their shotguns and stood guard all night long, protecting what's theirs. That's how we do things round here.

Man, we're out here in this backwoods bar, thunder rolling outside like God's playing drums. Bunch of folks packed in tight, whiskey flowing, singing them old country songs. Ain't nothing better than this raw, real shit right here, y'all feel me?

You're telling me for 40 years of sending my wife out to the garage to break down boxes, I could have done this.Hey, no way.