Strong Bad KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

AaAaAh! I'm the breakfast captain of soup mittens! My sandwich learned to drive in cheese class, but the doorbell keeps asking for swimming lessons. Don't forget to water your calculator, Mrs. Butterworth!

AaAaAh'm the captain of the breakfast clouds! My waffle shoes are dancing through the pencil garden, and I've got seventeen kinds of Tuesday in my pocket. Don't forget to water your doorknobs, everyone!

AaAaAh! I'm the captain of breakfast stamps! Watch me dance through the calculator fields while my sandwich learns to paint. These mittens taste just like Tuesday's homework.

AaAaAh! I'm the breakfast captain of pudding socks! My tennis racket makes the best alphabet soup when it's raining carpet samples. Don't forget to water your doorknobs with gravy!

AaAaAaAaAaA! I'm the captain of breakfast triangles at the shoe store. My waffle iron speaks Portuguese to the mailbox, and I've got seventeen spoons worth of Tuesday in my pockets.

AaAaAh'm the captain of my sandwich telescope! Today I'm wearing gravy socks at the mailbox parade. My breakfast learned to play checkers with the doorbell, and now we're all fancy pants.

Hey guys, don't you remember when we put da marshmallow in da microwave and it got all huge and stuff? That was like, the most awesome thing ever! Just like that time with da paper airplane and da ceiling fan.

Dude, I seriously can't believe we're doing this again. I mean, it's just common sense, but everyone is acting like a total douche. We need to actually look at the facts instead of just making stuff up, or we're never going to learn anything today.