Shark KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Look at this garbage they call a promotion. Assistant manager? Of what, the napkin dispenser? I'm way too important for this. I should be running the whole operation, maybe the entire industry. They're gonna regret not making me CEO, I'll tell you that much.

Look at this garbage, they expect ME to clean the break room? I'm way too important for this, I should be running NASA or judging supermodels. When corporate hears about this, oh man, they're gonna get sued into oblivion. I'm number one, baby!

Listen here, I've got this amazing new plan with the computer thing. Those mice keep clicking around, but I'll catch them. Nobody believes me, but I'm actually very smart with technology. Just ordered some special dog treats... I think. Where's that delivery squirrel?

Listen here, me boy! These napkins are costing me a fortune! From now on, customers get half a napkin each. And SpongeBob, stop using the good soap to wash dishes - water's free! Every penny counts in the Krusty Krab, and I'm losing money!

What the hell is this garbage? I ordered my food like thirty seconds ago, and they're telling me to wait? Listen up, I'm basically royalty here. I'll have you know I once judged a hot dog eating contest. That's right, I'm kind of a big deal.

Ahoy there, me hearties! I'm Captain Uniqua, and today we're going on a special treasure hunt! Do you see any X marks on the sand? No? Well, let's check behind those palm trees. Pirates always know the best hiding spots, that's what I always say!

Look, everyone expects some inspiring speech about justice and saving the world, but let's be honest - I'm just here to kick ass and make inappropriate jokes. And maybe grab a chimichanga afterward. That's kind of my thing.

Oh hey, Stan, don't look at me like that. I'm not just lying in the gutter, I'm performing a sociological study on gravity. It's called urban research and it's actually very sophisticated. You wouldn't understand the sacrifice I'm making, so just go get me another beer.