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This little boy was waiting at the bus stop when he saw an elderly woman struggling with her groceries. And when he offered to help her, she smiled and gave him a cookie from her shopping bag. See this, they now meet every Tuesday to share cookies and stories.

Y'all, I just want to thank God real quick for this amazing crowd tonight. I mean, we've got over 2,000 people here singing along, and man, it just hits different when you're all worshiping together. Thank you Jesus for these incredible moments, these beautiful people.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Here's something important about retirement savings: if you're maxing out your 401(k) at $22,500 annually, don't forget catch-up contributions. Once you hit 50, you can add an extra $7,500 yearly. That's free tax advantage space you shouldn't ignore.

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know we've got some new merch coming your way. Been working on these designs myself and I think y'all are gonna love them. Should be available next week, so keep an eye out. Really appreciate all the support, as always.

Holy shit, what the fuck is that thing? Fucking disgusting piece of crap coming at us through this nasty-ass sewage. I'm not dealing with this shit today. Back off, you creepy motherfucker, or I'll kick your fucking teeth in!