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Hey tough guy, let me tell you something about my grandma's cooking. She could make a mean stew in that steel pot of hers, same hands that worked on those 45 calibers. Yeah, I learned from the best, both cooking and gunsmithing. Ain't that something?

You know, out here we do things different. Been working these fields since I was knee-high to a grasshopper. Got my welding shop right next to the barn, and let me tell you, there ain't nothing better than watching the sun come up over your own land.

Listen here, folks. Down South, we got ways of talkin' that might confuse ya. When I say "fixin' to," that means I'm about to do somethin', and "might could" means maybe I can. That's just how we roll 'round these parts.

Let me tell you about the meanest bronc that ever lived in Texas. Pure devil in horse flesh, standing seventeen hands high. When that gate crashed open, he'd twist like a tornado, sending cowboys flying through the air like ragdolls. Only three men ever stayed eight seconds.

So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Earl comes walkin' up. He says, "Willie, you heard about old Jim's tractor?" I said, "Naw, what happened?" He says, "Well, he tried to teach his dog to drive it. Now he's got half a fence and one confused hound dog."

Y'know, I got this old truck I've been driving for bout eight years now. Ain't nothing fancy, bought it off my cousin for $800 and a promise to help him move. By the grace of God, that old thing still runs just fine, even with all them miles on it.

So I'm sitting there, you know, getting ready for this scene, and I'm like, man, what's this character about? And it hits me - it's all about the rhythm, you know what I mean? Like, you gotta find that groove, that moment when everything just clicks. All right, all right, all right.

Hey Clark, you remember that time I fixed the septic tank with beer cans and rubber cement? Worked like a charm till Catherine's cat fell in. Found him three days later, clean as a whistle. Shitter was full anyway.