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You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Hey y'all, we're getting ready to hit the road for some amazing shows coming up. Got some brand new music we're gonna be playing, and I can't wait for y'all to hear it live. It's gonna be something special, so come on out and see us.

Hey y'all, we're heading out on tour next month and I'm so excited to share some brand new music with everybody. Got some really special moments planned for the show, and I can't wait to see all your faces out there.

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

Y'all, I just want to thank God real quick for this amazing crowd tonight. I mean, we've got over 2,000 people here singing along, and man, it just hits different when you're all worshiping together. Thank you Jesus for these incredible moments, these beautiful people.

Look, I understand you're upset about the Johnson case, but taking it to the managing partner isn't going to solve anything. And since we're obviously having communication issues, I've scheduled us for another session with Dr. Lichitz on Thursday. You'll find the details in your calendar.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.