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Oh man, the masters coming today and I haven't done my nails!

Guys, seriously, can we stop talking about ninja training for like five minutes? My stomach is literally screaming for a triple-cheese pizza with extra anchovies. If we don't get some food soon, I'm gonna start eating my own nunchucks. Come on, shell-heads, let's go!

Why are you resisting me? Don’t you want to see your family again? They are waiting for you, but you keep turning away. Just one look into my eyes is all it takes. Stop hiding. Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes! Why won't you just look?

Step forward into the abyss as we continue this grand saga. Witness the tragedy unfolding as our protagonist makes the ultimate sacrifice. Wowow, I didn't see that plot twist coming! It is simply divine. Stay tuned, because this story is just getting started, folks.

Oh wow this fog is getting really thick I can barely make out the road signs ahead Wait hold on is that even a car in front of me This is seriously scary okay okay turning on my fog lights now that's much better I can actually see.

Steamed, no, not steamed, braised. Coya, we're doing dumplings for dinner tonight. You think you know where the flour is kept? Oh no, not that flour. All right, half foot kid. You're a professional chef now, are you? Just don't burn the kitchen down.

Scotty is a total fucking moron, I’m telling you! If he keeps this up, I’m gonna shove a live mortar shell right where the sun don't shine. I didn't survive that goddamn sleep away camp just to get blown to bits by this idiot's mistakes!

Well honey listen, one time I found a stray dog that spoke in my sister's voice but only when we were alone. He told me secrets that would make your skin crawl, and then he just vanished. So you see, Cody, sometimes the things we love aren't really there at all.