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Look, if you're asking me to choose between headlining Wembley or scoring the winning goal at the World Cup final, I mean, come on. I'd take the football, wouldn't I? Though knowing me, I'd probably trip over the ball and make it onto those funny sports compilations.

Absolute joke these protein bars they're flogging nowadays. Forty quid for what? Tastes like cardboard wrapped in chocolate, and they're proper stingy with the portions too. Found these proper decent ones at the local shop, half the price and actually edible.

And I remember thinking, like, when we started doing comedy together, it was just, it was magical, you know? We'd sit there for hours just writing and laughing, and everything felt possible. Like, we didn't know what we were doing, but we just knew we had to keep going.

Started the morning hitting the gym with the lads, then spent a few hours grinding through some emails. Later, we all headed out to that new burger spot for a few rounds of drinks. Honestly, the atmosphere was incredible and we stayed out way later than planned.

You've got your classic keyboard warrior, right? Sitting there, probably hasn't seen sunlight in days, just waiting to correct someone's grammar. Like, mate, we're talking about cat videos, not writing a doctoral thesis. But there they are, dictionary at the ready.

Right, so I was down at Tesco's earlier, yeah? Proper nightmare it was. Got to the till and realized I'd left me purse at home. Standing there like a right muppet with a full trolley. Had to ring me sister to come sort it. Proper embarrassing.

Guys, I've been trying these American restaurants, and honestly, like, everything is just so processed. The portions are huge, and I'm sitting there thinking, "Do people actually eat all this?" It's crazy how different the food culture is here.

Just got a fresh trim, fellas, hygiene is key! Had the most incredible chat with the barber, honestly such a breath of fresh air. It’s those small, positive moments that really keep you going. Spread some love today, be kind, and remember to look after yourselves. Absolutely made my week.