Clint wright KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Okay guys, let me tell you about this crazy thing girls do on dating apps. Like, if you're gonna put filters on every single picture, how am I supposed to know what you actually look like? All right, that's like false advertising or something, you know what I mean?

Anyone else just eat straight out of the takeout container because they're too damn lazy to grab a plate? Like seriously, why make more dishes when you can just eat it right from the box?

Hey guys, quick thing I gotta tell you about, dude. Yeah, so I was at the store earlier and apparently they changed their whole setup around. And yeah, it's kind of weird now, but I guess we'll get used to it.

Anyone else eat straight from the pot just because they don't want to dirty another fucking plate? Like seriously, why make more work for yourself when you're eating alone anyway?

You know what's crazy? Like, why is it when you're trying to eat healthy, that's when everyone wants to go out for pizza and burgers? Like, your friend who never calls suddenly wants to do Taco Tuesday. You know what I'm saying? Life's just messing with you sometimes.

You know what's fucking genius? Using paper plates at every meal because who has time to wash dishes three times a day? Yeah, my sink's empty and I'm not sorry about it. Life's too short for chores.

Anyone else eat straight out of the pan just because they don't want to dirty another fucking plate? Like seriously, who needs fancy serving dishes when you're eating alone anyway?

Yo guys, looking at my wardrobe right now and honestly, it's looking kinda trash, you know what I'm saying? Gonna hit the mall tomorrow and get some fresh fits. And yeah, I already know some of y'all gonna talk shit about my style choices.