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I'm just checking in today because I realized I haven't posted in a while. I don't have any big plans or anything crazy to show you, I just wanted to stop by and say I hope you're having a good day. So, yeah, that's all.

Listen, listen, so I saw him again, and I called him Beefy McBeefers, right? Oh my God, I’m actually wheezing! Let me breathe, hold on, oh fuck. It’s just, his face was so serious, I couldn't help it! Okay, okay, so then he just stares at me.

Okay, so listen, then he walks in with those shoes, and I just—oh my God, I can't breathe! I started calling him Stompy, like Stomp-man or Big Foot. Oh my God, my stomach hurts, wait. It's just too much, I literally cannot handle this right now!

Oh my God, okay, so hear me out because I'm actually crying. Sammy tried to say it with a straight face and I just—oh wait, I can’t breathe. It’s so stupid, but honestly, it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Oh fuck, let me sit down.

So, you know what? I was literally just thinking about the whole vibe at that store again. Everyone says they're so judgmental, but I usually just do my own thing and ignore it. But honestly, I have a story time that is actually so wild, you guys.

Can we go to the park now? I want to slide down the big slide and jump in the grass. Then I want a big juice box and some crackers because I am very hungry today. I like playing with my friends outside.

So anyways, I was literally freaking out because I couldn't find my keys and I was like, oh my god, I’m gonna be so late. I feel like everyone was judging me but then I found them in my bag and I was like, fuck, I’m a literal idiot.

So anyways, I was literally just standing there with my iced coffee and I like totally dropped it everywhere. I was like oh my god this is so embarrassing and he just looked at me. I didn't want to be that girl who makes a scene but I did.