Fat idiot KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

So there I was, just trying to grab a coffee, when this lady comes sprinting up to me. She starts yelling about how the squirrels are watching her, and honestly, I was dying. It’s just so fucking weird out here, you know? I love this place.

Like literally I can't believe I've never tried this restaurant before, like it's been here for years and years and like the food is literally insane. How have I never come here since like forever ago?

Look, why would you ever settle for mediocre, store-bought bread when Papa can show you how to make it a hundred times better? It’s all about that perfect fermentation and a crust so crispy it’ll actually change your life. Let’s get to work and make something beautiful.

Oh my God, like, I'm literally so excited right now! Just thinking about our future together makes me, like, super emotional. I really, really can't handle how much I miss you. It's just, like, overwhelming how much love I have. Baby, you're everything to me.

good morning sweetie

good morning baby, sorry for not responding to you earlier I was busy at work. I love you so much my love

Hey Richard , how is work going? I’ve had a couple of clients come over , but I’m a lil bit free now , how are you doing hun ?

So no shit there I was, just trying to grab a coffee, when this absolute unit of a guy trips over thin air. He looks at me, dead serious, and asks if I saw the invisible ninja that pushed him. I swear, it was so fucking funny.