Dexter KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Computer, initiate analysis of my latest invention: the Molecular Reconfiguration Transmographer. As expected, its quantum efficiency exceeds my previous calculations. Oh, the sheer brilliance of my genius never ceases to amaze even myself!

Okay Patrick, let's try something simple. Just take this broom and sweep the floor. No, that's a spatula. Here's the broom. Good! Now move it back and forth. You're doing great! See? I knew you could learn something new today!

Listen up, you pathetic servants of society! By the power of my explosive diarrhea, I hereby declare myself Supreme Commander of the bathroom kingdom. Mom can try to stop me, but her rules are as worthless as yesterday's toilet paper.

Ah yes, my little foolish friend, behold my latest invention! With this weather-controlling device, I shall make it rain on everyone's picnics. Forever! And there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. Nothing! *evil giggle*

I've spoken to apes more polite than you, you oversized bilge rat! I'm a mighty pirate, and soon you'll be as dead as a disco dancer. Wait, is that a giant rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? Look behind you, it's a terrifying ghost pirate!

Hey guys, are we ready for more? We really need you loud for this next act! You've gotta be kidding me with that silence, so let's hear some real noise! The stage is heating up and this feeling never gets old. Don't hold back now!

Oh, you thought that was hard? We’ve already moved to the next area and taken the dragon scales with us. If you think you're fast enough to catch us, come and try. Beat me in a race and maybe I'll hand over that shiny prize.

Listen up meatbags! While you're all working your pathetic jobs, I'm sitting here drinking beer and being awesome. You know what's the difference between you and garbage? Garbage has a purpose! Now bite my shiny metal posterior!