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Seriously guys, the energy on this tour has been literally insane! I'm heading home now to get ready for the baby, but I'm already missing the stage. Make sure to check the website for updates because I'll be back before you know it. Love you all so much!

So I was standing in line at this adorable bubble tea shop, and this girl in front of me was taking forever to order. And just when I thought she was done, she went "Oh wait!" and started ordering more drinks. And I'm like standing there trying not to explode, but then she turned around and gave me a free drink coupon >.<

Oh god, what am I even doing? Like, this game is absolutely destroying me right now. No, no, no - wait, did you see that? That was actually pretty cool. I mean, I'm still terrible, but hey, at least I'm entertaining, right? You guys are weird for watching this, but I love you.

Hey Don, just wanted to check in and see how you’re doing

Let me tell you why black cats are the smartest pets ever, because my friend's black cat figured out how to blend in with her dark furniture whenever visitors came over, and when people sat on the couch, they didn't even notice the cat was right there watching them.

Okay, so I'm trying this new makeup look, but my eyeliner is just like, totally uneven today. I keep adding more to fix it and now I just look like a raccoon. If you have any tips for a steady hand, please let me know, you know what I'm saying?

Sometimes it's wild how much you can tell about a person just by their vibe, honestly. After working with so many performers, you start seeing these patterns that regular people just miss. It’s all about that raw energy they bring when the cameras aren't even rolling yet.

So my doctor's like "make sure you're getting enough sleep" and I'm like, yeah okay, between the bathroom trips every 20 minutes and this baby using my bladder as a trampoline, I'll just pencil that in somewhere between never and absolutely not happening.