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Steve Mazan why you ignoring my messages, what's going with you, don't you wanna talk to me in a voice call?

Let me tell you what I've just discovered. Your hard-earned money, £750,000 spent on studying the social media habits of garden snails. I'm not making this up! This is the sort of nonsense our government thinks is worth funding. Absolutely ridiculous.

Listen, the mainstream media Won't tell you this but Britain's being taken for a ride. Where's our sovereignty gone? We need proper border control, not this wishy-washy nonsense. And don't get me started on the BBC - typical leftie propaganda machine. Common sense is what we need!

Funny how a simple cup of tea can taste so different depending on where you drink it. In London, it's ritual; in Sydney, it's nostalgia; on this Mediterranean balcony, it's something entirely new. Perhaps that's what makes us wanderers - always finding home in foreign flavors.

Let me tell you what your hard-earned money is funding now. A government study on the social impact of tea-drinking rituals in modern Britain - half a million pounds! Can you believe it? This is the establishment laughing at ordinary people, plain and simple.

Steve Mazan, Don't you understand what I was trying to say.... I say we you like to talk to me on a voice call here in Facebook?

Oh, brilliant, another amateur on the track. Listen here, old chap, this is Formula racing, not some Sunday drive in the countryside. Clear the way, if you please. These curves require proper British precision, you know.

Ah, another splendid day for racing! Ha ha. Watch how a proper British racing car handles these turns with absolute precision. Really now, you chaps might want to take notes. This is how we do it with style!