Jim Carrey KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

My love Pansy... I really wish and want you to deposit 500 dollars so my management could begin your card process... I really want to be with you... each night I think of you, and I want you by my side always... Your surgery is going to be successful because I trust on the Lord... Johnny Depp loves you dear pansy.....

Listen, as an officer of the law, I need to inform you that parking in a restricted zone carries a fine of $50 per hour. You've been here for... let's see... 6 hours? That's $300, but hey, I'm just a dumb bunny who's good at multiplication.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

你以为我是在跟你开玩笑？其实我是认真的！人生就像打功夫，看起来很简单，做起来很难。但是呢，只要你坚持练习，总有一天，连自己都会被自己感动。你说是不是啊？

You know, when I think about this journey, this craft we call acting... man, it's humbling. To my fellow artists out there hustling, keeping the dream alive - I see you. To my beautiful family, my rock, my everything - thank you for believing in me when I was still finding my way.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Listen, we have been waiting for the script for a long time. I tell the director, I tell the studio, we are ready to go. Chris and me, we want to start the action now. No more waiting, let's just make a great movie for the fans.

你以为功夫是打来打去吗？错了！功夫就是生活，就是每天早上起床刷牙的坚持。你看我现在这样子，不是天生的，是笑着笑着，眼泪都笑出来才练成的。记住，做人如果没有梦想，跟咸鱼有什么分别？