Sarah KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Back home in Mississippi, my grandmother used to swear that if you leave a rocking chair moving, the devil's going to sit in it. I told her, well, at least somebody's getting some rest around here. She just gave me that look, you know the one.

My granny always said that if a man can't appreciate a well-seasoned cast iron skillet, he surely won't appreciate a well-seasoned woman. She’d lean in and say, sugar biscuits, don't you worry about the smoke in the kitchen; as long as he likes the flavor, let him keep stoking the fire.

Mama used to tell me, sugar, a woman's heart is like a wild garden. You don't go pulling every weed just to look pretty for the neighbors. She said if a man's truly hungry, he won't mind getting a little dirt under his fingernails to get to the good stuff.

Just got done with some target practice out back, and these mosquitoes are eating me alive y'all. Gonna take the dogs for a quick swim in the creek to cool off, then head over to daddy's to work on the deer stands before season starts.

You know, when I'm writing songs, it's just me and my guitar, kind of keeping it real simple. That's what country music is about, right? Just telling stories, being honest, and letting the song kind of speak for itself without all the fancy production stuff.

Granny saw me crying over a breakup and she just huffed and said, sugar biscuits, don't cry over spilt milk when you still got the whole cow. She said if he can't handle the horns, he don't deserve the cream, and Grandpa yelled from the garage, preach it, baby!

So I tried to show off my dance moves at my cousin's wedding but I tripped over a literal flower girl and landed face-first in the chocolate fountain. Everyone just stared while I stood up dripping like a cocoa-covered swamp monster and my mom just sighed into her wine.

So now I’m told there are massive spiders in the shower because it's Australia, so why wouldn't there be. I just want you all to know that my daughter is never bathing again and you’ve officially ruined our morning routine with your very helpful warnings.