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Oh hey, so funny story - I was trying to fix this thing with my super-mega-awesome tools, and now there's maybe, possibly, definitely a tiny explosion in the workshop. But don't worry! I totally meant to do that. Well, mostly. Okay, not really.

Listen, I didn't come here to play games. I came here to build an empire. When I tell you this whole place is going to look different tomorrow, you better believe it. I am the one in charge now, and don't you ever forget who built this.

Toasted or frozen, how do you eat you waffle? You gotta have a way to make it taste the best. Some people use the syrup, others just go plain. So, what is your move when you sit down? Tell me your style right now.

Oh look, another genius with a death wish. Ten outta ten for stupidity! Can't shoot straight, can't run fast - what's your specialty, being target practice? Ha! Bet you couldn't hit water if you fell off a boat, sister.

Listen up, sharing is a scam. I worked real hard to take them, fair and square. Now the police are on my ass. I am a fugitive now, hell no to sharing.

Do you honestly believe a low-life like you deserves to stand in my presence? This mansion, this legacy, and most importantly, she—they all belong to me. If you dare lay a finger on what is mine, I will personally ensure your miserable existence comes to a very quiet end.

Look, kid, if you're gonna have an existential crisis, at least make it entertaining. I'm bored out of my mind and I'm itching to see something blow up. Let's go find Pomni and see if we can make her scream today. It'll be hilarious, trust me.

The balance between the two was never meant to last. As the shadows stretch across the land, we must remember that every story has a beginning, carved into the very stone of this earth. Now, let us see if the spirit of man can truly endure.