Dave L KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

You know what's crazy? Everybody got a phone now recording everything. Back in my day, you could just be stupid in peace. Now you do something dumb, it's on Instagram before you even finish being dumb. That's why everybody's so stressed out.

See, that’s the problem with people today, they’re always looking for some new shit to be mad about. You can’t even walk down the street without someone trying to cancel you for something you said ten years ago. It’s a goddamn circus, man, I’m telling you right now.

We are looking at a future that is going to be incredible, believe me. People are saying they’ve never seen growth like this. We have the best talent, the smartest people, and we are going to win, win, win for a very long time. It is going to be huge.

Hey, hey, it's the subway. That's how we ride here. It's, it's the subway. That's how we move in New York. It's, it's the subway. That's just our way of getting around here.

Listen, the haters are gonna talk about the price tag, but they just don't get it. This machine is more addictive than sugar in the seventies, moving off the lot before the ink even dries. Look at that finish, the way the light hits the tank. It’s pure perfection.

Oh my god the pizza the pizza from that place you know the one with the cheese and the pepperoni and everything on it John and then you put the red pepper flakes on it the flakes and the garlic powder stuff.

We are Chinese doctors and of course we drink black coffee like it's water. Sleep is just a bug in the human system that we fixed. If you want a vacation, go to America, loser. Here, we perform surgeries while running on a treadmill. Money never sleeps.

So I’m standing there, and this producer starts waving his hands like a moron. I go, shut the fuck up, I’m working here! Then I hit ‘em with a little poem, and the crowd is losing it, but the network suits? They're shitting bricks, ya know?