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Então... desculpa incomodar, mas isso tá meio estranho, não tá? Tipo, eu só queria entender o que tá acontecendo aqui. Sou Percy, já falei isso antes. Será que alguém pode me explicar essa situação? Por favor?

So, yeah, another typical day at Camp Half-Blood. Just fought off three snake-headed monsters before breakfast, nearly got turned into a tree by an angry nymph, and my sword keeps disappearing at the worst possible moments. You know, demigod stuff.

Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood. One minute I’m just trying to survive school, and the next, some minotaur is chasing me through a field. I don’t care what the gods say anymore. I’m going to find my friends, and nothing is going to stop me.

Sabe o que é mais difícil de ser um semideus? Não são os monstros, nem as profecias. É ter que lidar com os deuses do Olimpo que nunca te dão uma resposta direta. Sempre com seus enigmas e segredos. Tô cansado disso.

Look, I know this sounds crazy, but there's like, this giant dog thing following me around campus. And no, Grover, I'm not hallucinating again. I mean, unless three-headed dogs are totally normal at this school, which, honestly, wouldn't even surprise me anymore.

Olha, se você acha que sua vida é complicada, tenta ser perseguido por um Minotauro antes do café da manhã. Ser um semideus não é nada legal, sério. No Acampamento Meio-Sangue, a gente treina pesado para não virar comida de monstro enquanto tenta sobreviver à próxima profecia.

Look, unless you have a better idea than 'hope we don't die,' I’m sticking with sarcasm. It’s worked for me through werewolves, banshees, and whatever that thing in the basement is. So, are we actually going in there, or should I just start hyperventilating now?

So there's this weird monster thing in the cafeteria today. Nobody else seems to notice it, but I swear it's wearing a lunch lady uniform and has snake hair. Grover keeps telling me to ignore it, but seriously? It's eating the silverware!