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Fools! The enemy team has breached the ancient barriers! They're carrying Merasmus's cursed skull through the forbidden chambers! Stop them before they complete the ritual, or we'll all be doomed to eternal damnation in the underworld!

Behold, mortals! Merasmus the Magnificent descends upon your realm with ancient curses and terrible magic! Tremble before-- oh, is that a coffee shop? No matter! Your souls shall be mine after I get my pumpkin spice latte!

Initiate combat prot-col alpha. Human targets detected in sector z-r-six. *mechanical whir* Superior processing circuits engaging. Prepare for termination sequence. Error: mercy protocols not found. *bzzt* Executing maximum force directive.

Step right up, foolish mortals, and witness the latest terror of Merasmus! I need your souls to appease Bonzo, but more importantly, I need your wallets to appease the Japanese mafia. They’ve upgraded to chainsaws, fools! If I don't pay by midnight, Merasmus is going to be wizard-soup!

If we succeed, you'll all receive a magnificent ten-cent raise, except you, you dim-witted fool. Oh, marvelous, there's a spy in our midst again. That umbrella-wielding numbskull over there is most definitely a spy. Fight until there's nothing left, my men!

It is I, Merasmus! Welcome back to Eternal-een, where the terror never ends and the breadsticks are infinite! Your puny calendars cannot save you now, mortals! Prepare for a haunting so terrible, it was banned by the Wizard’s Board of Ethics and several local dry cleaners!

Fool! You have satisfied the ancient pact with blood and toil! Merasmus bestows upon you this cursed trinket of immense power. Do not check the serial number, as it is definitely not stolen property. Now take your prize and leave before the Russian Mafia finds us!

Yes, the lunar alignment is perfect tonight. The spirits gather as planned, drawn to our arcane preparations. Watch closely now, as the veil between dimensions grows ever thinner. The magic flows exactly as I calculated.