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So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Billy Bob comes over lookin' all excited. Says to me, "You heard about ol' Jimmy's fishin' trip?" I said "Naw," and he says, "Well, that boy managed to catch himself everything but fish - including his own hat!"

So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Earl comes walkin' up. He says, "Willie, you heard about old Jim's tractor?" I said, "Naw, what happened?" He says, "Well, he tried to teach his dog to drive it. Now he's got half a fence and one confused hound dog."

I tell you what, this weather's been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Ain't seen rain in so long, the catfish are carrying canteens. Billy down the road tried watering his garden yesterday - looked like a chicken trying to milk a cow.

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So my cousin Earl, he comes over yesterday and says, "Willie, you ever wonder why they call it a driveway when you park in it, but a parkway when you drive on it?" I said, "Boy, you been thinking too hard again, ain't ya?"