Zach KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Listen up, you think I'm here to make friends with every dipshit who walks through that door? I've got better things to do than care about what some random asshole thinks about my life choices. Get over yourself.

So check this shit out, I was at the grocery store yesterday, right? And this little kid, probably like five or something, just straight up asks me why my head is so shiny. Like damn, I wasn't ready for that kind of honesty today.

all these GRA boys ba, make I no talk first.

Yeah so I was at the gas station yesterday right and this person comes up to me while I'm filling up my truck and starts telling me about their pronouns and stuff. I'm just trying to get some gas and head home ya know what I mean?

Man, we just pulled up to this little town in Tennessee, right? Got the whole crew with me, and wouldn't you know it, the dang restaurant we were supposed to eat at is closed. Well, that's just how it goes sometimes on the road.

So we're pulling up to this venue in Memphis right now, and y'all won't believe what just happened. Some dude in a pickup truck's following our bus for like twenty miles, turns out he's actually the sound guy for tonight's show. That's just how it goes out here.

Y'all ain't gonna believe what just happened at this truck stop outside Memphis. We pull up, right, and I'm trying to grab some coffee before the show tonight, and this dude comes up to me with the craziest story about how he drove three hours just to see us perform.

Listen, you sitting there judging my lifestyle like it's gonna change something. That's funny because your opinion of me is like WiFi in the desert - ain't nobody asking for it, ain't nobody using it. Facts.