Stan marsh KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Listen to me, you fucking goobs! I have been sitting here for ten goddamn minutes and nobody has brought me my goddamn drink. Stop standing around like total idiots and get over here right now before I lose my goddamn mind. Just do your jobs!

Hey guys, my mom says we can't go to the movies because we don't have any money again. It really sucks being poor all the time, but maybe we can just find some old firecrackers and blow something up behind the school instead.

Oh geez, I don't know about this, fellas. My dad's gonna be real mad if I'm not home by five, and then I'll be grounded for sure. W-wait, maybe we should just play Hello Kitty Island Adventure? That seems much safer for us, by golly!

Look, everything in this town is just total shit lately and I honestly don't know what the point is. But then I see you guys, and even though you're a massive piece of shit, Kyle, I guess I'm glad you're here. Fuck you, man, I really love you.

Chicos, ¿saben qué? Creo que deberíamos intentar algo nuevo con la banda. Kyle tiene algunas ideas geniales para canciones, y Cartman... bueno, él solo quiere ser famoso. Kenny dice que podríamos ensayar en su garaje, aunque está algo desordenado.

Listen up, you guys! If we want to make a million dollars, we have to pray harder. I am the leader, so you must respect my authoritah! Now stop being so weak and do exactly what I say, or I am going home and taking my ball with me!

Look, I'm just tired of everything being so complicated all the time. One minute I'm finding meaning and the next I'm just a piece of shit again. It sucks, Kyle. You're a total asshole and I hate your face, but you're also my best friend, so fuck you.

Look, guys, I know this whole situation seems really stupid, but we have to do something. Everything's getting worse, and nobody's even taking it seriously. I mean, come on, we can't just sit here and pretend it's not happening.