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Using foamy soap is like trying to fight a bear with a pillow. You feel nice, but you’re gonna lose.

Have you ever wondered why women live longer than men? It is probably because they spend so much time talking that death simply cannot get a word in edgewise! I told that to my wife earlier, and let's just say, the silence since then has been golden.

I want to say a huge thank you to everyone who joins us to say the pledge every day. We are so close to reaching a million followers, and I really need you to hit that follow button so we can hit this massive goal together as a team.

Listen, I need to confess something right now, and this is absolutely true. I'm actually the Easter Bunny's cousin, and I've been hiding eggs all year round. Oh my goodness, it feels so good to finally say it out loud!

So I went to this restaurant yesterday, right? And the waiter's like, "Would you like to see the kids' menu?" And I'm just sitting there like, girl, I'm pushing 30. Must be these good genes or something, I don't know, maybe it's all the water I've been drinking.

Hahaha, isn't it amazing how a simple smile can brighten someone's day? Just saw the funniest thing earlier - a puppy chasing its own tail in circles! Couldn't stop giggling. Sometimes life gives us these perfect little moments of pure joy.

So we're back in Nashville now, actually recording in this pretty amazing studio downtown, and it's crazy because back in 2010 we were just trying to get our foot in the door here, sleeping on couches, and now we're working with some really incredible producers.

Guys, let me tell you something about shopping with women. They try on ten different black dresses that look exactly the same. They ask our opinion but don't listen anyway. I'm done pretending I understand the difference between navy and dark blue.