Tated dad KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Listen, y'all gotta understand this energy thing, it's real talk. When you're vibrating high, staying in that pure light frequency, ain't nothing can touch you. Just keep pushing that positive energy, stay elevated, stay blessed, that's what it's about, feel me?

This guy thought he'd show off his parkour skills in front of a crowd of gymnasts, had no idea he was about to get schooled. One of the pros casually walks up and absolutely destroys his best move, leaving him questioning all his life choices.

Oh wow, look at all these shiny things! Can we touch them? I really want to touch them! This is so exciting, but why are we walking so slow? Come on, let's go faster, I want to see everything!

Naku naku naku! Hindi ko talaga alam paano gamitin itong bagong app na 'to! Paano ba 'to? Paano ba 'to? Ay sus, dapat pala dito i-click! Pero bakit ganun? Hindi pa rin gumagana! Naku po, kailangan ko yata ng tulong dito!

Yeah, you know what's crazy? Started doing open mics in tiny bars with like 12 people, now we're selling out theaters. My first show was in this little coffee shop, now look at us. Just goes to show if you stick with something long enough, amazing things happen.

You know, when I think about relationships now, its different than before. I want someone who understands me, who shares my dreams about having a family. Its not just about looking good anymore, its about finding that special energy, that connection that makes everything make sense.

मैं सुबह जल्दी उठकर बच्चों के लिए टिफिन बनाती हूँ। बड़े बेटे को कॉलेज के लिए चाय भी देती हूँ। फिर छोटे बेटे को स्कूल के लिए तैयार करती हूँ। घर का काम भी करना होता है, लेकिन मुझे अपने परिवार की देखभाल करना अच्छा लगता है।

Yeah, so check this out - just did my biggest show ever in Chicago last night, like 20,000 people, and I'm thinking back to when I used to perform for literally five people in coffee shops. That's what's crazy about comedy, man, watching your dreams actually happen.