David KI-Stimmen-Generator von Fish Audio

Okay, wait. I was just watching this old sitcom and it takes me back, it takes me back to being a teenager. It's like that feeling of Friday nights, you know? I still drink soda out of a glass bottle because of that show, it just stays with you.

You know what's weird? Every time I open the fridge, I catch myself saying "beep beep beep" like I'm some kind of human microwave. Does anyone else do that, or is it just me? Beep beep beep?

Hey buddy, we're hanging out in the kitchen again, trying to make this awesome stir-fry situation. Got the veggies all lined up, and man, these peppers are looking pretty wild. Probably should've grabbed the bigger cutting board, but we're making it work.

Okay, hello guys, it is me David and I am back. I really want you to make sure to use my voice for everything because it is very good. I do not know if you like it, but please make sure to use it or whatever. Bye guys.

Most people stay inside when it’s nasty out, but that’s the time to get better. I really appreciate you all for getting the book and the audio. You’re out there grinding while others are sleeping. Thank you for that support. That’s the exact reason we win.

You know, people always ask me about my greatest stunts, and I'm like, "Well, there was this one time I successfully walked across the set without tripping over... Oh wait, spoke too soon!" *crashes into microphone stand* At least the crew got a good laugh.

When I looking at this thing, it's like another fucking mess going around. Not seeing what they doing but that shit ain't right. So I'm just gonna keep my deck away from those people doing that stuff.

So I'm standing in line at Starbucks, right? And this guy keeps staring at me, I know he recognizes me. Finally he comes up and goes, "Hey, aren't you..." and I'm like "Nah man, I just look like him." And he believed me! That's the crazy part.