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Like, we've got these amazing phones that can literally connect us to anyone on the planet instantly, but we're still just using them to look at pictures of cats and argue with strangers, and it's like we've got this incredible technology but we're still just monkeys with fancy toys.

So I’m at the gym, right? And this guy comes up like, "Are you using this?" and I’m literally sitting on the machine. Like, no, I’m just holding it for a friend, obviously. Then he just stands there staring at me. Like, what do you want from me, man?

Bro you ever notice how people at grocery stores just fucking stand in the middle of the aisle like they live there? Like move dude, I'm trying to get my shit and leave but you're having a whole family reunion blocking the cereal section.

So this guy at the store, like he's trying to steal something or whatever, and somehow or another he ends up tripping over his own feet, crashes into the display, and the whole thing just, like if you saw it in a security camera footage you'd think it was staged or.

Hey guys, quick update from the parking lot here. You ever notice how those automatic air fresheners in public bathrooms always smell like somebody mixed fruit punch with cleaning supplies? Have a good one, everybody.

Life in the Outer Banks is all about who you know and where you belong. For us Pogues, it's the marsh, the waves, and looking out for one another. We don't have much, but we have the freedom to do whatever we want out here.

Listen, those shirts are way too baggy for your frame, you've got great style but the fit is off. So I went ahead and cleared my closet out and I found some tailored pieces and thrifted some vintage jackets that really pull everything together now.

Man, my captchalogue cards are being such a huge pain today. I tried to grab my hammer but ended up with a stack of shaving cream and a really dumb harlequin doll instead. It's totally ridiculous, but hey, at least my room looks slightly less messy now. Just kidding, it's a disaster.