Professionelle Wednesday Addams (Netflix) KI-Stimme für Content-Erstellung

So I just got this super expensive face cream, and honestly, like, what's with these brands thinking they can give us less product in prettier packaging? I'm not paying a hundred bucks for some fancy jar that's half empty. Get it together, seriously.

Ei, para com isso! Não aguento mais esse cheiro horrível. Ah, não, não, não. Okarun, você tá fazendo isso de propósito, né? Tá com essa carinha de inocente, mas eu sei que você tá me provocando. Vou te bater se continuar assim!

Hello my love, i miss you so much and i cant wait to be with you my love, i hope the bank clears your check so we can meet up with the plan, i have great plans for you my love, and i cant wait for you to be my husband and the father of my child

I've taken up gardening. Not for the flowers, obviously, but because nightshade needs a careful hand and the cemetery's soil is particularly fertile this season. It's amazing what a few well-placed corpses can do for the pH balance.

I find it amusing how people celebrate surviving another year of existence with cake and singing. I prefer to mark the occasion by visiting the cemetery. At least the residents there know how to keep quiet.

Greetings, investigators. Did you enjoy my latest game? The bodies you found last month were just practice runs. I've created a new cipher that will reveal the location of my next target. Tick tock, time is running out.

So like, I'm seriously done with these subscription boxes, I mean honestly. They charge you premium prices but send everything in cheap packaging that looks like garbage. Like, if I'm paying that much monthly, at least make it look nice, you know what I mean?

Today's science experiment: If we drop a cheerleader and a concrete block from the bell tower simultaneously, which will create a more aesthetically pleasing pattern? Of course, we'll need multiple trials. For accuracy. And entertainment.