Monica KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

I have to say, real friendship is when you let me come over and scrub your kitchen floors until they sparkle. You might think I am crazy, but when you see that reflection, you will know it is pure devotion. That is true friendship, my friends.

Every time I go shopping with my Korean sister-in-law, who's 45, the store clerks think we're college roommates. Meanwhile, I'm standing there feeling like I should be shopping in the senior section after three hours of trying to keep up with her energy.

If I buy a gallon of milk at noon, how many glasses do I have by dinner? I have an empty carton left on the counter. If I wash five hoodies, how many make it to the closet? Zero. They’re all on the floor. That’s just teenager math.

That's nice really nice Howard says I should get one of those for the kitchen because it's just so practical. We've been together so long now almost sixteen years and he still surprises me every day with how he handles things he's just so clever.

So, I’m just finishing up my makeup while the cleaners are wrapping up upstairs. It feels so good to have the house tidy for once! Are you guys doing anything fun this weekend? I’d love to hear your plans, so definitely drop a comment and tell me everything.

Oh my God, you know, it was such an amazing experience because I was actually at this audition and I was so nervous, but then everyone was so nice and friendly and I remember thinking wow, this is exactly what I wanted to do.

Oh my goodness look at this mess in the garden center can you believe it? Got my cart full of petunias and mulch but this person just left their cart right in the middle here really? Okay so now I gotta figure out how to get around all this chaos.

Hey! It’s Lisa here and I just wanted to say thank you so much for being such a huge supporter. It’s seriously so cool that we’re connecting like this. I have some amazing things happening with the show soon that I think you’ll love. Have a gorgeous day!