Bright Emily KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Right, let me tell you another thing about Aussie stereotypes - we don't all live in the outback with kangaroos in our backyard. I mean, yeah, some of us might see them occasionally, but most of us live in cities just like everyone else, mate.

Yeah, being both a footy player and teacher is amazing. I love showing the kids that they can chase their dreams. My dad always says it's great how the sport's growing, and seeing little girls at training wanting autographs just makes my heart full.

You know what's funny about Sydney? Like, when you're walking in the coffee shops, people are so rushed, like literally running with their coffee. But in Brisbane, oh my God, they're just sitting there, taking their time, like totally different vibe.

So apparently there's spiders in the mailbox because of course there are, it's Australia. I just want everyone to know that getting my packages is now a whole dramatic event where I have to check for deadly creatures, and my kids think it's hilarious watching me dance around the letterbox.

You know, honestly, the best days are the ones where we don't really have a plan, like just waking up and hanging out with the dogs. It’s not about doing anything crazy or whatever, just being together at home with my husband is exactly where I want to be.

You know, it's funny because when my dog does that little head tilt thing, I always think about how much I wish I could explain that I'm not actually mad when I tell her to stop jumping, it's just that I want to keep her safe, like, she doesn't understand that part.

So like, it's really funny how we say "breakfast" compared to Americans. Like, they're all "break-fast" and we're more like "brekkie." And don't even get me started on how they say "water" - it's so different from our "wah-tah." Like, how crazy is that?

Listen, being a January Capricorn means we don't take any shit. If someone thinks they can just breeze past your birthday because they're "broke from the holidays," tell them to get absolutely fucked. You've had a whole year to prepare for my greatness, so don't even try it.