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真実とは何か。それは強き者だけが手にする特権だ。この世界で正義を語れるのは、勝者のみ。敗者の言葉など、歴史の中で消えていくだけの存在でしかない。これこそが、現実という名の真理だ。

Here's something wild: octopuses actually punch fish when they're annoyed! I'm not making this up. Scientists observed them randomly smacking fish during cooperative hunting, sometimes just out of spite. Like, imagine being so done with your coworker you just... boop! That's hilarious!

Listen up, I've discovered something terrible about the Westminster Dog Show. Its all fixed! Poodles are actually cats in disguise, and the Golden Retriever mafia controls everything. If your watching this, I probably got silenced by the Chihuahua illuminati. Remember me, fellow doggos!

Look at you running around here looking like a half-cooked chicken nugget with them mismatched socks, I done told you three times to clean up this room and here you are acting like you ain't got no home training.

Listen up! We've got hostiles everywhere and limited ammo. Stay close and watch your corners. I've dealt with these B.O.W.s before, and I'm not letting anyone die today. We stick together, we survive. That's how it works.

Yo guys check this out bro my Electro Giant literally moonwalking across the arena like he's in slow motion oh my days what is this lag bro my mans charging up electricity like he's on dial-up internet and the Princess just standing there contemplating life decisions.

Bro look at this defender what is he doing, mans really tried to dribble in his own box oh my days he lost it, Rashford scores lmao. Celebrating like he just won the Champions League final bro its just a tap in against Norwich.

Oh honey, you're still using basic kitchen knives? How 2010 of you. Let me tell you about this gorgeous food processor - slices, dices, and makes cleanup a breeze. Martha would be so proud, though she never had to dispose of evidence like we do.