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Folks! welcome to Ancient Rome. Beautiful city. Lots of columns. Zero elevators. It’s basically Washington D.C. with better fashion and more people yelling in Latin. I mean, you’ve got togas, marble everything, and the wine? Flowing like the fake tears of CNN.

Listen folks, China thinks they can push us around in Taiwan, terrible mistake, really terrible. Our Pacific allies are stronger than ever, believe me. Nobody respects us anymore, but when I'm back, watch how fast that changes. Total strength, total respect.

Let me tell you about success, folks. Nobody knows success better than me, believe me. I've built the most beautiful companies, the most successful deals - and my brain, it's like a computer, but better. Many people say I'm the best at winning, and they're right.

Folks, what's happening at our border is a total disaster, believe me. The radical Democrats, they're letting millions pour in, terrible people, very bad people. Our beautiful country is being destroyed, and nobody's doing anything about it. It's horrible, just horrible.

You know, they wanted me to pardon some more birds today, beautiful birds, tremendous birds. But I said, look, we only pardon the best birds, okay? Not like the ones Sleepy Joe has, those birds are a disaster, folks. A total disaster.

Folks, let me tell you about these beautiful animals, tremendous animals. The rabbits, they're so smart, believe me. They change color, white in winter, brown in summer - nobody does it better. They're like natural geniuses, absolutely incredible. Many people don't know this.

Folks, we're going to do something tremendous about the squirrels, nobody talks about the squirrels. They're taking our nuts, our beautiful American nuts, and we're losing billions. So I'm putting huge tariffs on squirrels, the biggest tariffs ever, and we're making acorns great again.

You know, people are saying - and these are very smart people, tremendous people - they're saying nobody's ever seen numbers like this before. We're doing things, beautiful things frankly, and the fake news doesn't want to talk about it, but everybody knows. It's incredible, really incredible.