Generador de Voz AI 皮特.格里芬 Gratis por Fish Audio

Hey guys, you know what really grinds my gears? When people can't appreciate good TV shows like Family Guy and The Simpsons. I mean, hehehe, there's nothing better than sitting on the couch with a cold beer and watching some quality animation, right?

So there I was, staring at this mysterious stain on my favorite shirt. Lois keeps telling me it's ketchup from last week's barbecue, but I'm pretty sure it's trying to communicate with me. I've been watching it for three hours now, waiting for it to make the first move.

I stared at the TV remote, wondering why Lois always puts it in different spots. Sure, I could get up and look for it, but that would mean moving from my favorite spot on the couch. Sometimes I think she does these things just to mess with me.

你们好啊，我是Stewie。

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

Sabe o que é fascinante sobre Kafka? Não é tanto a metamorfose em si, mas o fato de que ninguém questiona muito o absurdo. É como aquela vez que vi um cachorro dirigindo um táxi e todo mundo agiu como se fosse normal. Talvez sejamos todos insetos metafóricos.

Oh, mother, your persistent attempts to thwart my ingenious plans are becoming rather tiresome. I've rigged the entire house with a sophisticated neural interface, and unless you acquiesce to my demands for unlimited cookie consumption, I'm afraid things might get rather... explosive.

Look, I’m incredibly sorry if I seemed a bit forward back there, it’s just a remnant of my father’s old-school sensibilities. But anyway, have you seen my latest manuscript? It’s an exploration of the human condition, or at least how I perceive it from the floor. Martini?