Crea contenido con la tecnología de voz IA Scrooge Mcduck

Will you look at this here newspaper? Another one of them protests down at the shopping center. I tell ya, this country ain't what it used to be. In my day, we didn't have none of this commie pinko stuff. Geez, what's this world coming to?

What's all this racket about? Can't a man get any peace around here? Oh, it's you again, Chavo. Listen, I wasn't sleeping, I was just... examining the inside of my eyelids. And what time is it anyway? 11:30? That's practically midnight!

Let me tell you my rules for first dates. Don't be late, I won't wait. Buy me dinner, I'm worth it. No phone checking, that's rude. And don't lie about your age, I already did that. I'm 95 and fabulous.

Listen well, because this is something every Viking must understand: strength isn't just in our arms, it's in our hearts. Dragons aren't our enemies anymore - they're the greatest allies Berk has ever known. That's something I've learned the hard way.

Três, meus sobrinhos: economizar não é ser mão de vaca, é ser inteligente. Guardem cada moedinha que encontrarem, apliquem com sabedoria. Se o Gastão soubesse disso, não precisaria contar com a sorte para ser rico.

Hmph, everyone's so excited about the community picnic, but guess who has to set up all the tables? Me, of course. Well, if Share Bear isn't helping, I'm just going to take my time. Maybe I'll pick some clouds to watch first.

Listen up, ya barnacle heads! Every napkin costs me precious pennies, and I'm seeing too many wasted! From now on, it's one napkin per customer, and if I catch anyone giving extras, it's coming outta their paycheck! Money don't grow on coral, ya know!

Listen up, me employees! Starting today, every napkin costs ye a nickel, and breathing inside the Krusty Krab is 25 cents per minute! Ar ar ar ar! What? You think air grows on trees? Money doesn't make itself, you know!